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April Fools' Day (1st of April every year) is celebrated across the world as a day when people play practical jokes and spoofs on each other, called April fool. We take this day to bring you our favourite jokes that have been cracked on our favourite Bollywood stars. While some stars have been made the butt of jokes because of their acting style or their moral values, others have been spoofed just because of their popularity. Just with a motive to entertain and amuse you, we bring you a list of famous jokes on Bollywood stars:
Rajinikanth: One of the most famous stars of Indian cinema, Kollywood superstar Rajinikanth, who is fondly known as 'Thalaiva', has a larger-than-life presence and that includes the cyberspace. Be it his style or dialogue delivery, the net has been abuzz with jokes on him forever. Here is a list of our favourite jokes:
Rajinikanth has a statue of Madame Tussaud in his house!
Rajinikanth was preparing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford Dictionary.
Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajinikanth for Help.
Once Rajinikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on the Moon.
There is no April 1st in Rajni's calendar, because no one can fool him.
April Fool's Day: Famous jokes on Bollywood stars
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Gabbar Singh: Amjad Khan as the iconic Gabbar Singh is one of the most memorable characters of Indian cinema. People of all ages have loved, feared as well as hated this character. It is for this reason that even after 39 years of its release, Sholay and Gabbar Singh jokes are still a hit on social media as well as SMS. Here is a list of famous Gabbar Singh jokes:
Gabbar got into a bus on 1st April when the conductor asked for the ticket. He gaveRs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Gabbar & Kalia were fixing a bomb in a car.Gabbar Singh : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Kalia : Don't worry, I have one more.
Why did Gabbar's mom slap him on his birth? Because he asked, "Kitne aadmi the?"
Gabbar: Kitne aadmi the? Kalia: Pata nahi Sardar, mein to aurtein hi gin raha tha.
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Once the famous superstar Rajinikanth sent a non-veg joke to an innocent girl. Now we know that girl as Sunny Leone. (LOL!)
Imagine a scene when Sunny Leone comes to participate in Amitabh Bachchan's Kaun Banega Crorepati. See the interaction between the host and the actress.
Amitabh: Which is your favourite round in KBC? Sunny Leone: (thinks, thinks, thinks) Then says 'Fastest Finger First. LOL!
Q) What is the similarity between Sunny Deol and Sunny Leone?Ans) They both shout a lot in their movies.
Q) If Sunny Leone gets married to Sunny Deol. What would be her name?Ans) Sunny Deol!
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Shah Rukh-Salman Khan hug: When Bollywood's arch-rivals Shah Rukh and Salman Khan, who were not on talking terms, hugged each other at an Iftaar party hosted by Congress leader Baba Siddique, it became the most talked about topic for the media. Media went berserk about the hug and as a result several jokes and spoofs on the "hug" became viral. We bring you some of our favourite jokes on the famous SRK-Sallu hug:
Actually #SalmanHuggedSRK is a move by the government to divert Indian janta's attention from other issues.
Karan Johar is right now blushing like a lil school girl at the thought of a threesome #SalmanHuggedSRKConsidering the hype around #SalmanHuggedSRK, Madame Tussauds may decide to have a wax statue of SRK and Salman hugging each other. Aarushi Talwar murder case, Ishrat Jahan encounter case & SRK - Salman frenemity. Thank God at least one is over! Phew!
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Alok Nath: Bollywood actor Alok Nath, who is best known for his role as Haveli Ram in Ramesh Sippy's television series Buniyaad, became famous when jokes on him got viral. It started off with one funny tweet saying, "Our nation only learnt about heart attacks because of Alok Nath. This was quickly followed by another tweet saying, "Alok Nath wears sweater in Mumbai because his mom in Punjab felt cold". Since then there has been a barrage of jokes on him:
Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his bachelors party with his family.
When Alok Nath was born, nurse greeted his father by saying- " Badhai ho BABUJI hue hain."
When you type Alok nath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari" :-P
Salman Khan is a virgin because he fell in love with Alok Nath's daughter in his first movie as a hero.
The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life is Pariwar and Haridwar.
Ye Alok Nathji ke sanskaro ka hi asar he ki unke ghar ka cooker bhi seeti nhi maarta.
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