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Be it her weight or forehead, actress Sonakshi Sinha is one actress who manages to stay in the news. She is bold and beautiful and has that endearing quality that it becomes difficult to ignore her. No matter how much she is ridiculed or criticised, there is no denying that she is the box-office queen and is considered as one of the leading actresses of Bollywood. After having worked with A-listers like Salman Khan and Akshay Kumar and with her Dabangg attitude, she is on a roll. As she celebrates her 27th birthday today, TOI.com wishes her a Happy Birthday and we share some jokes on the actress that became viral.
LOL: Sonakshi Sinha jokes that went viral
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Sonakshi Sinha's forehead has often become the butt of jokes on social media sites. In fact, there was a time when the vivacious actress was trending on Twitter due to jokes on her big forehead. However, Sonakshi was all game for the tweets and didn't seem to mind them. As a matter of fact, she even tweeted that she enjoyed reading them. Some funny tweets were:
"Initially i was skeptical about FDI in retail...i mean where is the space to build new malls...and then i saw Sonakshi Sinha's forehead." By Jurno Least.
"To make sure she sticks the Bindi at the right spot on her forehead, Sonakshi Sinha uses Google earth." By Ravikanth.
"You could project and watch an entire movie on Sonakshi Sinha's forehead. In High Definition." By Dj Sweetest Devil.
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In fact, Sonakshi Sinha's forehead has been ridiculed by her fans as well. From being compared to a World heritage site to the Rajya Sabha, her forehead has proved that SIZE does Matter. Some other amusing jokes on her forehead:
Sonakshi Sinha's forehead declared World heritage site by UNESCO.
Rajya Sabha adjourned due to a foul smell ? Why can't they just hold the session on 'The Upper House'on Sonakshi Sinha's forehead.
The second innings between Mumbai Indians vs Bangalore Royal Challengers is being played on Sonakshi Sinha's forehead.
Sonakshi Sinha's boyfriend takes a day off of work if she asks him to kiss her forehead.
If in case it rains, we can always use Sonakshi Sinha's shiny forehead as a pitch.
LOL: Sonakshi Sinha jokes that went viral
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Though no one can deny that Soankshi Sinha is beautiful and can act, she has received flak for being overweight. In fact, her Joker co-star Vindu Dara Singh had called her fat and made a dig at her. Speaking to DNA some time back, Vindu had said that "Sonakshi is a little fat." He had, however, put the blame on her mother in a sporting spirit. He had said that it is not her fault that she is fat as her mother makes tasty food and people lick their fingers. Even Imran Khan was overheard by a tabloid telling a friend that he was getting into bodybuilding, so that he could be seen in the frame with Sonakshi.
A joke on her weight- "In Bullet Raja, Saif Ali Khan plays Raja. However, Sonakshi Sinha plays the role of Bullet 500cc." :P
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In fact, when it comes to SMS jokes you cannot leave the Santa-Banta ones out. Hence, it does not come as a surprise that Sonakshi's Santa-Banta jokes became viral too. Here is one of the most circulated joke that made fun of one of her endorsements:
Sonakshi Sinha knocks Santa's door, Sonakshi: Kya aapke Toothpaste mein Namak hai? Santa: Chal bhaag moti, fir kal puchegi kya aapke shampoo mein chaat masala hai.
Disclaimer: These are meant for fun only and we request you not to be offended by them.
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